http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/-t1.htm Wed, 10 Jun 2009 09:31:27 GMT 10 http://i61.servimg.com/u/f61/13/51/60/99/tambay14.jpg http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/-t1.htm http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/ang-logic-t189.htm jam one day Erap saw Cory reading a book about logic. Erap: Cory, mahirap ata yang binabasa mo? Cory: Hindi. Logic lang to. Madali lang. Erap: ano ba yang logic? ndi ko ata alam... Cory: Ganito lang yan. May aquarium ka ba sa bahay? Erap: Oo. Cory: kung may aquarium ka, e di mahilig ka sa isda? Erap: Oo. Cory: at kung mahilig ka sa isda, mahilig ka rin sa dagat? Erap: Oo. Cory: kung mahilig ka sa dagat, gusto mo maligo sa beach? Erap: Oo. Cory: kung mahilig ka ... Jowk Only! Wed, 10 Jun 2009 09:31:27 GMT http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/ang-logic-t189.htm#3055 http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/ang-logic-t189.htm http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/to-make-a-woman-happy-a-man-only-needs-to-be-t188.htm maestronguess To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: a friend a companion lover brother father chef an electrician a plumber a carpenter a mechanic a decorator a stylist a sexologist a gynecologist a psychologist a pest exterminator a healer a good listener a good organizer a good father very clean sympathetic athletic warm attentive gallant intelligent funny creative tender strong understanding tolerant prudent ambitious capable courageous dependable true determined compassionate Without ... Jowk Only! Mon, 08 Jun 2009 09:38:53 GMT http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/to-make-a-woman-happy-a-man-only-needs-to-be-t188.htm#3020 http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/to-make-a-woman-happy-a-man-only-needs-to-be-t188.htm http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/5-nuns-in-a-bar-t184.htm Tambayan Admin Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, & Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July. It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable, they decided to stop in at Patty McGuire's Pub for a cold soft drink. Patty had recently added special legs to his barstools, which were the talk of the ... Jowk Only! Sat, 06 Jun 2009 07:55:15 GMT http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/5-nuns-in-a-bar-t184.htm#3008 http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/5-nuns-in-a-bar-t184.htm http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/aling-dionisia-and-floyd-mayweather-sr-t179.htm jam Did Aling Dionisia and Floyd Mayweather Sr. have a fling? It’s Romeo and Juliet: senior citizens’ edition. Good Times Manila has learned from highly reliable sources that Manny Pacquiao’s mother, Aling Dionisia, and Floyd Mayweather Sr., who coached British Ricky Hatton, had a “summer fling” while they were in Las Vegas. Insiders said Aling Dionisia and Mayweather were seen “cozying up to each other” in a dimly lit corner of a restaurant – unknown to Pacquiao and ... Jowk Only! Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:31:43 GMT http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/aling-dionisia-and-floyd-mayweather-sr-t179.htm#2924 http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/aling-dionisia-and-floyd-mayweather-sr-t179.htm http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/weird-names-ng-businesses-sa-pinas-t174.htm jam Weird names ng businesses sa Pinas. Hahaha benta! Muka talagang ewan. Pinoy nga naman... Oh well, only in the Philippines... Check it out! Parlor in San Juan : Cut & Face. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: Starducks. Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: Violybee. Internet cafe opened among squatters: Cafe Pindot. In Manila , a laundry place: Summa Cum Laundry. Petshop in Ortigas: Pussies and Bitches. A pet shop in Kamuning: PakitaMo ... Jowk Only! Fri, 15 May 2009 07:19:30 GMT http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/weird-names-ng-businesses-sa-pinas-t174.htm#2882 http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/weird-names-ng-businesses-sa-pinas-t174.htm http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/jay-dodong-inday-love-triangle-t168.htm jam It was jazz an ordinary day. The skies were clear, the birds were chipping. Ang ganda-ganda ng araw! Nasa SM ako noon at katatapos ko lang mamili ng groceries. Timing naman nasa foodcore si Angel Locsin, nagpro-provoke ng movie nya. Grabe, andaming fans, pull-packed talaga! Dahil fans nya rin ako, nakipila rin ako. Then suddenly, out of the loo, may bumulong sa akin ng: "Indaaaayyyy. ....." Huh? It sounded like a familiar sound. Who can it be ... Jowk Only! Wed, 13 May 2009 00:32:42 GMT http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/jay-dodong-inday-love-triangle-t168.htm#2835 http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/jay-dodong-inday-love-triangle-t168.htm http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/aminin-mo-ikaw-toh-t166.htm jam 1. *kumakain ka ba ng aratilis? Sa Isabela, araw-araw may nababaliang bata dahil dito. 2. *nagpipitpit ng gumamela para gawing soapy bubbles na hihipan mo sa binilog na tanggkay ng walis tingting? mga katotoy ko sa Ambatali, haha! malagip yu pay? 3. *pinipilit ka ba matulog ng nanay mo pag hapon at di ka papayagan maglaro pag di ka natulog? 4. *marunong ka magpatintero, saksak puso, langit-lupa, teleber-teleber, luksong tinik? 5. *malupit ... Jowk Only! Tue, 12 May 2009 00:28:14 GMT http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/aminin-mo-ikaw-toh-t166.htm#2795 http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/aminin-mo-ikaw-toh-t166.htm http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/mga-walang-kwentang-tanong-t164.htm jam Baka gusto nyong sagutin... try nyo lang. (^,^)v 1. Kunyare nag-i love you ka na sa crush mo tapos biglang may lumitaw na dragon sa harap mo, ano favorite mong pagkain? . 2. Pag lumindol ng malakas at katabi mo crush mo, anong gusto mong sabihin sa mga may ayaw kay Pacquiao? . 3. Kunyare mananalo ka ng 1 million, anong gusto mong kulay ng rainbow? . 4. Binigyan ka ng kapangyarihan ng diwata, ano name ng first crush mo? . 5. Ipapamana sayo mga ari-arian nyo ng tatay mo. Kung ... Jowk Only! Mon, 11 May 2009 01:13:39 GMT http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/mga-walang-kwentang-tanong-t164.htm#2756 http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/mga-walang-kwentang-tanong-t164.htm http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/to-whoever-gets-to-understand-this-letter-t145.htm jam To Whoever gets to understand this letter, CONGRATULATIONS! The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and has been preserved in its original, unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog. Please read with feelings... October 1996 To Marjie, I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you why? What reason can you think about but you're very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize ... Jowk Only! Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:47:38 GMT http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/to-whoever-gets-to-understand-this-letter-t145.htm#2460 http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/to-whoever-gets-to-understand-this-letter-t145.htm http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/filipino-signs-of-wit-t150.htm jam 1. The sign in a flower shop in Diliman called Petal Attraction. 2. AnitaBakery 3. A 24-hour restaurant called Doris Day & Night 4. Barber shop called Felix The Cut 5. A bakery named Bread Pitt 6. Fast-food place selling 'maruya'(banana fritters) called Maruya Carey. 7. Then, there are Christopher Plumbing 8. A boutique called The Way We Wear 9. A video rental shop called Leon King Video Rental 10. A restaurant in Cainta district of Rizal called Caintacky Fried Chicken ... Jowk Only! Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:55:44 GMT http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/filipino-signs-of-wit-t150.htm#2465 http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/filipino-signs-of-wit-t150.htm http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/ano-ka-sa-past-life-mo-t148.htm jam Ano ka sa past life mo? Reincarnation ka ba? Get the 3rd letter of your name. Ito ka noon (goodluck!): A - diyosa B - hito C - kuhol D - libag E - almoranas F - palaka G - matandang dalaga H - bakla I - asong ulol J - higad K - sirena L - pusang gala M - prinsesa N - bangaw O - engkantada P - tutubing karayom Q - bakulaw R - paru paro S - patabaing baboy T - butike U - syokoy V - ipis W - libag sa singit X - diwata Y - prinsipe Z - hadhad Jowk Only! Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:53:00 GMT http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/ano-ka-sa-past-life-mo-t148.htm#2463 http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/ano-ka-sa-past-life-mo-t148.htm http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/only-in-the-philippines-t151.htm jam It is the only place on earth where... 1. Every street has a basketball court. 2. Even doctors, lawyers and engineers are unemployed. 3. Doctors study to become nurses for employment abroad. 4. Students pay more money than they will earn afterwards. 5. School is considered the second home and the mall considered the third. 6. Call-center employees earn more money than teachers and nurses. 7. Everyone has his personal ghost story and superstition. 8. Mountains ... Jowk Only! Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:56:38 GMT http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/only-in-the-philippines-t151.htm#2466 http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/only-in-the-philippines-t151.htm http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/mga-lessons-from-inay-at-itay-t143.htm jam 1. Si Inay, tinuruan niya ako HOW TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "Kung kayong dalawa ay magpapatayan, doon kayo sa labas! Mga leche kayo, kalilinis ko lang ng bahay." 2. Natuto ako ng RELIGION kay Itay. "Kapag yang mantsa di natanggal sa carpet, magdasal ka na!" 3.Kay Inay ako natuto ng LOGIC. "Kaya ganyan, dahil sinabi ko." 4. At kay Inay pa rin ako natuto MORE LOGIC. "Kapag ikaw ay nalaglag diyan sa bubong, ako lang mag-isa ang manonood ng sine." 5. ... Jowk Only! Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:39:26 GMT http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/mga-lessons-from-inay-at-itay-t143.htm#2458 http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/mga-lessons-from-inay-at-itay-t143.htm http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/5-words-women-use-t146.htm jam 1. FINE - this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. NOTHING - this is the calm before the storm. this means something, and you should be on your toes. arguments that begin with "nothing" usually ends in "fine". 3. GO AHEAD - this is a dare, not a permission. don't do it! 4. LOUD SIGH - this means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. 5. ... Jowk Only! Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:49:31 GMT http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/5-words-women-use-t146.htm#2461 http://tambayan.darkbb.com/jowk-only-f15/5-words-women-use-t146.htm